5. TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL语言 http://p-nand-q.com/humor/programming_languages/tmmlpteal.html
    你没看错,上面这一排毫无意义的字母是一个语言的名称。它是The Multi-Million Language Project To End All Language Projects And Isn't That A Fine Name For A Language的缩写。TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL语言没有固定的语法规则,每一天都是不同的语法。例如,2000年10月13日你可以使用DIV但不能使用MOD;到了10月14日时你可以使用MOD了但DIV又不能用了。因此,你今天写的程序运行起来完全正常,但是到了明天就无法编译了。下面是一个TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL的Hello World程序,当然现在已经无法编译了。
    COPY "Hello, World" TO CELL 0

4. l33t语言 http://web.archive.org/web/20050329085620/http://electrod.ifreepages.com/l33t.htm
    Leetspeak是国外网络上曾经流行的一种字母书写方式,就像这个样子。很多电影和美剧的名字也是Leetspeak,比如se7en、numb3rs、s1m0ne等等。l33t程序的代码故意仿照这种风格。它的代码中只有0到9这九个数字是有意义的,其它的字符都没用。因此,你可以先写好一篇文章,然后依次把里面出现的字母替换成你的l33t代码,让一段Leetspeak文字中隐藏一个小程序。下面就是一个Hello World示例程序:
   // "Hello World" by Stephen McGreal.
   // Note that the views expressed in this source code do not necessarily coincide with those of the author :o)
   Gr34t l33tN3$$?
   iT 41n't s0 7rIckY.
   l33t sP33k is U8er keWl 4nD eA5y wehn u 7hink 1t tHr0uGh.
   1f u w4nn4be UB3R-l33t u d3f1n1t3lY w4nt in 0n a b4d4sS h4xX0r1ng s1tE!!!;p
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   Qu4k3 cL4nS r 7eh bE5t tH1ng 1n teh 3nTIr3 w0rlD!!!
   g4m3s wh3r3 u g3t to 5h00t ppl r 70tAl1_y w1cK1d!!
   I'M teh fr4GM4stEr aN I'lL t0t41_1Ly wIpE teh phr34k1ng fL00r ***j3d1 5tYlE*** wItH y0uR h1dE!!!!L0L0L0L!
   t3lEphR4gG1nG l4m3rs wit mY m8tes r34lLy k1kK$ A$$
   l33t hAxX0r$ CrE4t3 u8er- k3wL 5tUff lIkE n34t pR0gR4mm1nG lAnguidGe$...
   s0m3tIm3$ teh l4nGu4gES l00k jUst l1k3 rE41_ 0neS 7o mAkE ppl Th1nk th3y'r3 ju$t n0rMal lEE7 5pEEk but th3y're 5ecRetLy c0dE!!!!
   n080DY unDer5tAnD$ l33t SpEaK 4p4rT fr0m j3d1!!!!!
   50mE kId 0n A me$$4gEb04rD m1ghT 8E a r0xX0r1nG hAxX0r wH0 w4nT2 t0 bR34k 5tuFf, 0r mAyb3 ju5t sh0w 7eh wAy5 l33t ppl cAn 8E m0re lIkE y0d4!!! hE i5 teh u8ER!!!!
   1t m1ght 8E 5omE v1rus 0r a Pl4ySt4tI0n ch34t c0dE.
   1t 3v3n MiTe jUs7 s4y "H3LL0 W0RLD!!!" u ju5t cAn'T gu3s5.
   tH3r3's n3v3r anY p0iNt l00KiNg sC3pT1c4l c0s th4t, be1_1Ev3 iT 0r n0t, 1s whAt th1s 1s!!!!!

3. Java2K语言 http://p-nand-q.com/humor/programming_languages/java2k.html

2. Chef语言 http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html
    一个完整的Chef程序代码分为三个部分:程序名、变量声明和一系列栈操作。所有的操作都写成食谱的样子。例如,Put x into the mixing bowl就表示把变量x压入栈中,而Stir for 2 minutes则表示把栈顶元素向下移两格。下面的程序打印出前100个Fibonacci数。
Fibonacci Numbers with Caramel Sauce.

100 g flour
250 g butter
1 egg

Sift the flour. Put flour into mixing bowl. Serve with caramel sauce. Stir for 2 minutes. Remove egg. Rub the flour until sifted. Stir for 2 minutes. Fold the butter into the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

Caramel Sauce.

1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 vanilla bean

Fold white sugar into mixing bowl. Put white sugar into mixing bowl. Fold brown sugar into mixing bowl. Clean mixing bowl. Put white sugar into mixing bowl. Remove vanilla bean. Fold white sugar into mixing bowl. Melt white sugar. Put vanilla bean into mixing bowl. Refrigerate. Heat white sugar until melted. Put white sugar into mixing bowl. Remove vanilla bean. Fold white sugar into mixing bowl. Caramelise white sugar. Put vanilla bean into mixing bowl. Refrigerate. Cook white sugar until caramelised. Put white sugar into mixing bowl. Serve with caramel sauce. Fold brown sugar into mixing bowl. Put white sugar into mixing bowl. Add vanilla bean. Serve with caramel sauce. Add brown sugar.

1. Shakespeare语言 http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/
    在所有的另类语言中,Shakespeare语言可能是最搞笑的了,并且难以置信的是它居然是SourceForge.net的一个项目。Shakespeare的代码完全模仿莎士比亚的戏剧。它也是一个基于栈的程序语言,程序中出场的每一个人物都代表一个栈。Shakespeare的代码自由度很高,因此同一个程序你可以写出完全不同的代码出来。Shakespeare的Hello World代码如下:
The Infamous Hello World Program.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

                    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II:
The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

                    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your

Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!



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